Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast play themselves by dramatically overreaching. Officer Maegan Hall becomes her department\’s team-building exercise. Biden stole classified documents, but nobody will care because he\’s a Democrat. An ancient Mayan city has been uncovered by LIDAR. Lisa Marie Presley has died suddenly; so has Evel Knievel\’s son. Shakira is mad that her ex downgraded \”from a Rolex to a Casio.\” A while bunch of adult stars booked a Travelodge in Newcastle, and now the chain is mad at them. Meanwhile, CNET is publishing crappy AI articles, Justin Roiland is facing felony charges that might endanger Rick and Morty, I don\’t want to have to buy a subscription to make my power drills work, and the media never tire of telling guys their junk is too small. All this and more are covered by me, Phil Elmore, in this episode of Surviving the News.
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